Thoughts and lies.

Captain Hook

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:05:43 -0400

Captain Hook

the-shadow-projekt: the-shadow-projekt: the-shadow-projekt: alright who wants to help me do my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:35:18 -0400

the-shadow-projekt:

the-shadow-projekt:

alright who wants to help me do my homework by filling out a questionnaire

guys calm down not all at once.

it’s only 10 questions tho

I only need like 10 more people

In hindsight, I knew I was gonna do this last day, but I did nothing to stop myself from procrastinating.

I do.

I feel like we are adorable and semi-flirty and so in sync and I ship this like the Titanic (as in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:22:08 -0400

I feel like we are adorable and semi-flirty and so in sync and I ship this like the Titanic (as in the size of the ship, not as in how it ended because that ended rather badly, eh?)

I made the mistake of watching Atlas Shrugged part 1 on Netflix and I actually really liked in and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:12:22 -0400

I made the mistake of watching Atlas Shrugged part 1 on Netflix and I actually really liked in and parts 2 and 3 aren’t on Netflix and curse you Ayn Rand once again even though you had nothing to do with the films.

I’m going to have to continue reading We the Living sometime this summer and omg.

ahaha :D

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:57:32 -0400

ahaha :D

So this DW boy and I have talked on facebook for the past days like the entire day and until 1 am on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:53:35 -0400

So this DW boy and I have talked on facebook for the past days like the entire day and until 1 am on the weekends and he always chats me first and does this mean something?

Can it please?

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:38 -0400

fishingboatproceeds: How did this get 71,000 notes?! Also, now...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:40:16 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?!

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

Reblog if your a hunter then check your ask.

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:11:46 -0400

blond-demon:

blond-demon:

You’ll see soon enough.

Guys what are you doing this was only supposed to get five notes

No matter, you will all still get the ask *Sigh*

I really ship myself with this DW boy and I think he ships himself with me too but you never know...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:03:53 -0400

I really ship myself with this DW boy

and I think he ships himself with me too but you never know with these situations.

freshman-takeover: didney-worl-no-uta: admiralrainbow: rirygoe...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:45:07 -0400

freshman-takeover:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEIR WIVES WERE SOO ENJOYING IT.

Stephanie is ruining my life one prom and facebook post at a time.

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:38:44 -0400

Stephanie is ruining my life one prom and facebook post at a time.

It’s gotten to the point where my laptop charger only works at a certain angle and my laptop...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:25:58 -0400

It’s gotten to the point where my laptop charger only works at a certain angle and my laptop only retains 30 minutes of battery, welp.

This girl’s facebook was Dinner and it was already bad enough but then her boyfriend shared it...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:00:30 -0400

This girl’s facebook was

Dinner

and it was already bad enough but then her boyfriend shared it and really?

theloveof: No I’m pretty sure it’s cause they’re not looking at...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:46:00 -0400

theloveof:

No I’m pretty sure it’s cause they’re not looking at me like that

# lol nice try though

^that comment made my life

meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:32:08 -0400

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

I have my political beliefs on facebook set on the Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany because I found...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:28:00 -0400

I have my political beliefs on facebook set on the Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany because I found out about them through my project on the Berlin Pop-Punk movement and some people from my German class put it too but they’ve all changed it by now and I wonder if anyone has seen my profile and actually researched what it stands for:

can I declare being a professional facebook stalker for my profession or…?

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:18:00 -0400

can I declare being a professional facebook stalker for my profession or…?

Sorry my publish thing hasn’t been working for a while. Oh...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:04:00 -0400

Sorry my publish thing hasn’t been working for a while.

Oh and also I listen to like semi-sappy love songs and it might be weird to suggest them?

Ugh I feel like such a disgusting person for being so ashamed of my taste in music but ugh

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:56:53 -0400

Ugh I feel like such a disgusting person for being so ashamed of my taste in music but ugh