Another fond high school memory of mine is when some girls asked a science teacher if you would get darker if you drank melanin and I thought it was the stupidest thing I had ever heard because you would obviously have to inject it like botox… into like every individual cell… so good luck with that.
fartgallery: if you want to use a spanish search engine you just have to spell google backwards well actually http://elgoog.im/ you’re wrong
I told him I was Mexican and he left. So I guess he’s more Republican than Matt if that’s even possible?
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I’ll be around this evening I ride into this club fully decorated All dance, the ladies are really charming A whole griddle full of tasty chicks The ladies shake their hips Shake their gold on the rips Shake their breasts Their boyfriends try to shake their heads with the rhythm Hey bar keeper, mix something for me He shaked, poured it to seam A huge hit pulls me at the wall The DJ is...
I NEED TO CALM DOWN.
majorsarcasm19: pudding-for-hiddles: THERE WAS A MAN ON BBC NEWS CALLED DR JOHN HOLMES. DR. JOHN. HOLMES. Well someone’s parents shipped it like Fedex.
[[MORE]]He kind of reminds me of Matt and I don’t know why because Matt doesn’t even watch Doctor Who? Maybe I just generalize all seemingly educated Republican boys?
[[MORE]]The DW guy messaged me on facebook and I started hypervetilating I guess you could say it’s getting pretty serious.
Remember that time period when I read into things too much? Yeah it’s definitely happening again now.
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dat-patriot: benedictblvd: jesus-misha: sundancekyd: equation of the curve of jensen ackles’ ass. Leave it to Tumblr. I’m just far too impressed that someone took the time to create a sine function for this. never been happier for math
[[MORE]]I have spent the last four days writing my interpersonal attraction paper and ugh now I’m just sexually frustrated,
Also I was super tired today because I was up late last night talking to VT boys (and two other girls) about Doctor Who and LET ME JUST TELL YOU, THEY ARE CUTE OKAY. But I there’s one of them that ach mein Himmel I ship us for reasons beyond Doctor Who.
meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
My fifth grade best guy friend/crush is going to VT too ahaha.
STEPHANIE I FOUND HER FIRST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
anthonygherkins: If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
fivegum: disney should just have a whole week dedicated to showing old shows like thats so raven etc i bet they would get like a 900% ratings boost bc nobody wants to watch a show called ant farm or whatever my sister wants to be an actress on ant farm and that is seriously the worst one, no one watches that shit
scaredycas: i kind of want dean and cas to be left alone in a room and theres this huge tension and then cas says “i want to stay” and dean says “please stay” at the exact same time and then they just stare at each other and then they’re kissing and wrapping their arms around each other and only stopping when they run out of breath
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So I was thinking it out and like why the fuck do I get in trouble for wearing shorts that cover up my butt? Like how is it that showing part of my legs is more provocative than wearing leggings and showing off your butt? Why are we oversexualizing LEGS. Arms and legs are like the most basic, plain body part and like what the fuck I see girls wearing white t-shirts with like cheetah or neon bras...
broo-ins: My greatest fear is when my hockey team forgets how to hockey.
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I’ve spent the past few days reading articles on HerCampus.com and now I am ten times more terrified of college even though I started reading the articles to get excited.
I was walking in the mall and this guy bumped into me but said sorry so I ignored it but then he bumped into me again and I thought “who is this little middle school twat?” but then IT WAS ACTUALLY MY CRUSH OF THE YEAR AND LIKE HALF OF LAST YEAR AND OMGASDFGHJKL; and then he said hi and by miracle I managed to say something along the lines of “oh, I was like eww who is...
parscilla: instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life